Wet, Wet, Wet

For Sale:
Free to a good home, one house trained husband. Clean and in good health if not a little long in the tooth.
Enjoys cycling, walking and visiting the gym.
Also enjoys the rigours of adverse circumstances with deprivation of comfort in the big outdoors, but responds well to love and material comfort indoors.
Needs personal space in the house, preferably behind a door.

Reason For Sale:
For the second Sunday in a row he has driven me to wailing childishly as I am forced to exit my comfort zone and make my way home in less than perfect conditions.
Today it was denying me time to shelter from monsoon like rain and making me walk one and a half miles back home dressed in my Sunday best, without an umbrella.
It felt like gorge walking, or having a cold shower wearing all my clothes.

I've had second thoughts on this- the sale is cancelled. I would miss him too much, faults and all, but he's on a warning!