Aspirations

Aspire - Reach for the Sky

Have you ever wondered about cranes? This one is busy building a new Primark store. A new growth market obviously that defies the 'double dip' recession. You can buy imitation fashion for under a fiver. The new disposable Britain.

We are all aspirers now apparently according to the Chief Asspirer (sic). The new magic formula is; work hard, keep to good family values, protect your property by bashing the odd burgular with reasonable violence only, send your kids to Eton or equivalent, coach them into Oxbridge to do PPE, use the contacts to get a job as a parliamentary researcher, do same to parachute into a safe seat, fast track to government and then finally drag the country into a record breaking 'triple dip ' recession. The master plan being to increase the income divide and therefore make people aspire to work hard and not be a loser.......simples...! squish noise...

On a simpler note.....what does the crane operator do when he wants to go the loo?

or... how do they get a crane on top of a giant skyscraper when there is no crane to lift it there ?

Cranes, politics, as(s)pirations....