....groovy, Mr. Droopy.............

Two nicotine breaks today....missed hebs both times....she was coming in as I was going out this morning and I was coming in as she was going out this afternoon.

However.........this afternoon I got hauled into one of those conversations that make you say "What? Did that just happen?"

Two colleagues....ladies of a certain age........ were chatting as I arrived. I caught the words "....when he's had a drink he can't bloody manage it"

Spider senses kicked in....but it was too late....I was collared......."You're the biologist....come on explain....why is it that men your age are useless in bed when they've had a drink? I mean it's not that I'm a desperate housewife or anything...but honestly....I think I've got more interested as I've got older....but he's not bothered."

I tried to explain about the differences in sexual peaks between men and women....but to no avail....I tried to explain about the effects of alcohol on blood flow etc but they were in full flow, ....."And when you go on holiday and the Sun shines then you get all frisky and eye up all the women". Again I tried to explain...... about the Pineal gland and the effect of sunlight....but all I got was a few ribald comments along the lines of wanting the Sun....yes but who's son.......so I need an 18 year old and the sun?.....or someones 18 year old son anyway............

Eventually the talk descended into thinly veiled threats about not mentioning the conversation....when I said I might blip it, imaginations ran riot as to what I could use for a photo and a title....."here comes the Sun"....a soggy stick of celery...a deflated balloon.....

So ladies....this one's for you.....you know who you are.

Das vidanya moy padruga.