Oh so sweet & innocent!

Ever since I was a child I've loved to read ....and I'll read anything! Books, magazines, backs of cereal packets etc. It's amazing what interesting things you can find where you least expect them. Like on the labels of Innocent Smoothies! I reckon there must be someone at Innocent whose job it is solely to write gems like this one!

"Now hear this. Not only does this recipe contain 18% of your daily fibre and 155% of your daily vitamin C, but it will also will also make you more attractive to the opposite sex. All of them. Or the same sex if you prefer. Everyone's going to love you after you've drunk this drink. They'll buy you gifts. They'll sing you songs, whilst you lounge around on a balcony looking attractive. They may propose to you, but our advice is not to accept until all the offers are in. Really. You're going to be popular. We hope you appreciate what we've done"

Do you think I can sue them under the Trades Description Act if it doesn't work ha ha?

Oh and one last thing - the double "will also will also" is their typo, not mine!