Thoughts for the day!

Bandit: “ The carrot does not rot to spite me.”
Dylan: What?
Bandit: “Other bunnies may influence me, but I am responsible for choosing my own hops”.
Dylan: Very wise!
Bandit: “All bunnies everywhere deserve to be loved”.
Dylan: Have you been reading that “Bunny Buddhism” again?
Bandit: It’s a fine book.
Dylan: How much did your glasses cost you?
Bandit: One pound.
Dylan: Where did you get them?
Bandit: Guess Dylan, guess!