Away with the Fairies.
I had to hide my Marmite that I bought with me. Thought the best place was in the Fairy garden. The Australians continue to be in denial, trying it on with all sorts of funny gue and roo (see extras). In the end they will come round to our ways of taste, but will take a little longer yet. When we strike a `Trade Deal` with them before Brexit, they will take our marmite in exchange for their honey.
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