I Was Not Myself Last Night

Dear Fat Pete and Princess Normal,

I had a rubbish sleep last night. I'd like to say it was because I was contemplating deep things and thinking profound thoughts.

Actually I think it was more to do with what I ate for dinner. Although just to be clear, I am also very deep.

While lying there I got a earworm stuck in my head, from the musical "The Phantom of the Paradise". This went on for some hours.

As a result I felt very "floaty" today. Like I was half-asleep or in mid-air. I hope lack of sleep is the cause of this feeling. The only other thing I can think of is that perhaps I am transforming into something ethereal and magical, like a lovely fairy.

In other news, the work countdown continues. I'm continuing to enjoy promising that Replacement Me will pick up loads of stuff. Ha ha ha!

Perhaps I am an EVIL fairy.

S.