Mwah- You're nicked.

It’s a charming thought – a greetings kiss on the cheek before being put in handcuffs. But it didn’t work like that – the local art club were setting up their show and the cop had come to check everything was Ok and greeting local friends. But by the time I had gone back to have a look at 5 ish they had all gone. So I couldn’t buy a masterpiece. Thwarted.