Greasy Mamma

This type of bike in Japan is refered to as a Mamma Chari.  I'm informed that this is a contraction of the words Mother and Chariot as it is the preferred mode of transport for many Japanese mums.  This one seems to have been transporting very greasy children.

For some reason these bikes often have strange names like "Fromage" "Posh Clarice" "Sepia" etc.

I feel like this one is trying to tell me something.  Go large if you can for extra greasiness.