Spam Lite

"More snouts and @ssholes, less lard..."

My dear friend Dr S. is in hospital after a hip replacement. He gave up the stogies, he gave up Jack on the rocks, and now that he's captive in the orthopedic ward, his family will only bring him "Whole Earth" heart-healthy snacks like high fibre wheat germ cakes.

In school we survived on "cheez whiz" and "baco' bits" served with white bread and today his wife tells me he's having junk food withdrawal, so Dr P. and I raided the junk food aisle at the neighborhood Food Lion to fix up a care package of saltines, squirt cheese, and deviled ham spread.

Get Well soon Dr S. !!!