I think I violated 10,000 laws today...

It was nice to see Vladimir Lenin* still preaching the gospel in Fremont this morning.. The roof hit two tree limbs going through a residential area.. On a crowned hill the landing gear scraped the pavement.. I had to use 2 sometimes three lanes many times to make turns.. I ignored a no truck sign (as long as I follow routing they will pay the tab**) and Intentionally went the wrong way down a one way street.. To put it mildly it was a very entertaining day in the city of Seattle.. 

*More about the Lenin here...
** Ticket not Bar Tab...