Genie Bunzini's Fuzzy Little Tail

There she sat in the early morning - or rather, walked and nibbled, walked and nibbled. Genie Bunzini was enjoying some snacks before the sun got too high overhead. For these next couple of days are supposed to be real SCORCHERS.

She was wiggling her floofy, little, cottonball tail, and it was awfully cute. You know how we girls are, though: often worried about the silliest of things. I imagined her asking: "Does this tiny, little, white tail make my bum look big?" No, my dear. It does not. In fact, you're a lot like Mary Poppins: practically perfect in every way!

The soundtrack for this image is a little bit racy, so if you're feeling prudish, you might want to skip it. It's one of my favorite over-the-top early 90s tunes. You may not know this but it was briefly banned from MTV for its outspoken lyrics and images: Sir Mix-A-Lot, with Baby Got Back.