Winter, Disguised As Spring

My Dear Fellow,

Do not let this picture fool you. The weather may look Spring-like but it is a RUSE. It is bitter out. No, I'm quite serious. A scarf and a pair of fighting knickers are called for. If you wear a thong in this weather you're likely to lose all sense of yourself.

Still, it is a nice picture, isn't it? The walk home is rather pretty, but I find when I get in that I need to load the picture into a photo editor to turn up the colour. I do not think this is cheating - it's just that my camera always seems to tone things down and pictures come out looking more washed-out than I remember. 

I wonder if it IS the camera, or is it me? Maybe I just see things extra-vivid. It is possible I'm on drugs and don't even know it.

Speaking of which, I just watched The Bee Gees in "Cucumber Castle" which you brought to my attention a few weeks ago. It is one of those "What WERE they thinking?" sorts of things and Lulu gets to sing "Mrs. Robinson". The fact that I have now seen this is all your fault.

Parsones