Butter it all up!

You know it's getting cold when you have to start greasing up every day..
I suffer from thin, dry, alabaster vampireskin, so the weather, especially the freezing cold and suffocating wind make living in it often inssufferable.
I feel mummified every time I come back in from the cold; it's like wearing a flaking bodyglove two sizes too small.
So, no matter how much I detest all overprized cosmetics a female creature is pretty much forced on to use and apply on a daily basis to fit into this civilized society, a few of the products are actually pretty darn useful. One of them is bodybutter. It literally feels like greasing youself with lard - not that I have tried, never been that desperate yet - exept for the smell and abscence of assorted animals round you afterwards.
Actually, this specific brand smells so good that I have to restrain myself every time from not licking my fingers.