Wonder Kitty!

My Dear Fellow,

Punky has an active imagination. Sometimes he is Captain Kitty, arctic explorer, sometimes he adopts the persona of Dr. Kitty - arch villain and hoarder of cat biscuits, but today he has decided to don the mantle of righteousness and valour and become Wonder Kitty, protector of kittens, nemesis of dogs and er... also hoarder of cat biscuits. 

What can I say? Cat biscuits are his thing.

Anyway, here is a picture of Wonder Kitty reacting to the news that Timmy has fallen down a well. Or something.

In other news I was awoken by a wee-ooo-wee-ooo-wee-ooo* noise at 6.30am this morning which turns out to be an effing burglar alarm coming from the effing shop next door. I saddled up my horse of highness and went down there for a confrontation after the same alarm went off FOUR TIMES between 6.30 and 9am.

But it turns out the shop was run by a nice lady who was terribly apologetic and gave me her mobile number. Now I have all this pent up self-righteousness and nowhere for it to go, DAMMIT.

I'm going to have to eat something. Yes, that's always the answer.

Wonder Kitty.... aWAAAAAAAYYYYYY...!!

Parsones

* This is my approximation of an alarm noise. Not of a man with prostate trouble getting up in the morning.