Qu'est-ce Que C'est?

My Dear Fellow,

Blipathy came over me yesterday. I think it was because it was rainy all day and I tried to get a good picture but when I got home and looked at them they were all rubbish.

So I stormed off in a big blip huff. But now I'm back.

I took this picture of a weird bizarre make-up squishy smoothy thing I found in the bathroom cabinet. I'm not entirely sure how it is used, but I think you sort of squish the make-up on your face then use this thingy to smoosh the make-up around.

Stop me if I'm getting too technical.

There was a thing on Facebook about these doodahs. Apparently a whole bunch of blokes were asked what women used them for. And most of them had no idea but had a guess anyway.

It may or may not surprise you to know that most of their answers were quite RUDE. 

I suppose this shouldn't shock you. Ask any A&E nurse anywhere in the world, and they'll tell you that men are always shoving things in places, regardless of how uncomfortable said things may be, or whether they wanted to use that egg whisk again for cooking someday.

So if you looked at this picture and your imagination immediately shot right up the wotsit, you are not atypical. But still, you should be ashamed.

El P.