Over Yonder

By Stoffel

Fatty Bumsticks

Jasper is a seat-stealer.  If he sees you vacate your chair, he will be in it seconds later.  I don't even think he wants the chair, to him it's the best game ever.  When you go to move him, he curls into a ball and pretends he's been asleep for just AGES.

Here he is, having stolen my chair.  I think he's mocking me by sitting up and doing his best impression of me.  "This is YOU dad, fatty fat fat."

The title of today's entry is what Lisa calls Jasper.  He is a little rotund I suppose, but aren't we all?

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