Scentsational........

Sometimes, I imagine things so vividly that I almost think they're true.

This evening for example, I actually thought I saw an advert on the tv, for a product one is advised to spray into the loo before, ahem, using.

It claimed, that it would prevent (and I quote) the 'pungent pong of your devil's dumplings'. (Yes, I know - as if any professional company would actually come up with a line like that!)

Wait....you've seen it too?

It's an actual thing?

Seriously?




I'm giving up on real life. It's becoming way too weird......