Nuts

Nuts. I am being driven nuts by His Lordship and his new printer, an Epson XP-760 wireless all singing all dancing one.

The trouble is two fold- it doesn't like singing and dancing in HL's study at any time during normal working hours but will do a Highland jig at 8am on a Sunday morning producing anything requested, printed or scanned. It will even print from my phone and I-pad although that is not something favoured by HL as it is using up his expensive inks.

The second problem is that being a man rather averse to technology he would rather push buttons than print out and read the instruction manual. Were he to do that, I, as a woman terrified of pushing buttons before having read the instructions, might be able to solve all sorts of problems.
We still await the young guru who is going to help, but meanwhile I have encouraged him to produce the manual in paper form before I am sectioned.