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My Dear Fellow,

Things were rubbish at work today. Because no effer has written anything down ever the thing that no-one understands went wrong.

And the people who do understand it say we have to raise an incident before they will investigate but we can't raise an incident because we don't understand what's gone wrong with the thing that's gone wrong.

Plus I had a day of missing busses and trams and the ones I did catch were jam packed with rude people. Consequently I missed the post office and the chemists before they shut.

But most horrific of all, I noticed a prominent nasal hair sticking out like a radio antenna at me in the work toilets. I couldn't walk around with a whisker waving out of my nostril so got stuck in there, only to get caught by a colleague who must have assumed I was up there diving for bogies.

Humiliation.

But none of this matters because you are back, and I hope much better. It has been a good day after all.

El P.