You can sail the seven seas

Or you can play uckers


Way back in 1986; he took me
For a day out to B&Q. He always knew how to spoil me.

We bought a broom handle and a lump of wood. Then we went home and made this...

Uckers board.

Oh the hours of entertainment and fighting.
Me and him and a board game always results in much rolling around the floor and biting and scratching (all on my part - he would never lay a finger on me... all he has to do is 'dooo dooo do doooo' which results in 100% more biting and scratching from
Me).

Its like ludo, only more roughy toughy in the way sailors are, and there are 'blobs' and 'mixy-blobs' and Home.

But we made it, we painted it, and played it. And tonight. Amma gonna whack his ass with it!