Oh the humanity.....

My day's work done, I ventured into Edinburgh city centre after lunch to check out the sales. Well, my dear, the big stores can't be feeling the pinch much judging by their so-called bargains.

In M & S a woman turned round and said: "Just tell me it's not me!"
I said: "It's not you." It seems her friend had moved location. Maybe she wasn't her either.

Confused by this I left the shop. Heading east my scarf got caught in Jenners revolving door and the next thing I know I'm getting a makeover behind the Loreal counter. It's all go isn't it?

Here's a picture of kids enjoying themselves i.e. screaming blue murder as they come within inches of a painful encounter with Edinburgh's most famous landmark.