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...which is really weird when you consider yesterday's blip; I did not plan this, I promise you.

This is the dining room of our anonymous ok budget Hotel Idea on the edge of Milan's Malpensa airport. The hotel is fine but I was not a happy bunny when we arrived as we'd been kept waiting almost two hours for the shuttle bus at crummy Terminal Two, which is either almost brand new and not quite finished or old and crumbling. Very hard to tell. Anyhow I got the recptionist to agree to a free mini-bar and free wifi. Sadly the only alcohol content in the bar was one bottle of Peroni, and the wifi was slow. Hey ho.