Mum and dad have been married 50 years ..

YESTERDAY .. I thought it was today .. these are not even their flowers they are mine ...So last week mum tells me her and dad are going to a lovely pub on Sunday in one of the villages near by .. it's a great menu there and lovely staff .. for the locals I'm talking about The Blue Boar in Binton .. anyway Mr W says to me phone up the pub and tell them we are paying the lunch but not obviously to tell the old people until right at the end when they go to pay .. so that is what happened .. mum thought the man was pulling her leg at first but NO.. the chap is a bit of a joker you see ... anyway they had a nice time and me being the best child ever didn't bother buying them a card as there was a massive queue at the till and then I forgot about it and got myself a jumper instead ...
Happy 50th life sentence Mum and Dad .. <<< insert cheesy grin here ...