I can't see what the fuss is all about...

She's never a happy bunny but today she's really got a hump on... She wanted some new blinds for ages and I thought these were an excellent choice. They came out of a Western SMT bus based on Motherwell Depot. I'm very pleased with them.

Not to worry, I'll hang them on my office wall and sit back and dream of exotic locations like Bonkle, West Crinkledyke, Cambuslang and such like.

She's not easily pleased, unlike me.