Biggest Dog In The World

It is actually Munni but I thought I'd try out an "alternative fact".

I just can't get my head around that at all.

Trump could be the first President of the USA to wear a hat made of aluminium foil..

Sorry, I meant crown.

President is the exactly the same as a King in Alternative Fact World.

And if you say different, then that's Fake News.

Which is apparently "sad".

I have to take a break from reading anything about Trumpet.