What to do when you can't get in the bathroom

A lazy day but P said she had a yen for chocolate cake. Only four eggs, for Sunday breakfast, in the fridge. Neither of us felt like going to the shop in today's miserable weather, though it's only five minutes walk. Make one without eggs I said. You can't was the retort.

Saturday afternoons P takes over the bathroom, for a long time. Just long enough for me to knock up this eggless chocolate cake with chilli chocolate glaze for her, and so a blip.

She was very happy :)). Me too.