There's an awful crush at the bar

...said Sonia with a little moue of distaste. But Evelyn had already got her head in the trough so there was no choice but to remain. It was a discouraging start to the evening.



Joking apart, these beasts enjoy far better living conditions than the thousands of refugees marooned in tented camps in Greece right now.

The least we can do is add our names to the Amnesty Petition .