Forget the Tough Mudder!

Try navigating this in bare feet in the dark when you need to take a pee in the middle of the night! I did and it almost killed me. OK, I exaggerate but I did stub my toe on the old wooden camera case that sits beside the bed for reasons better known to SWMBO. Oh and the mysterious ottoman the contents of which are a complete mystery to me. What is that all about? If we got rid of that, we would gain several square feet of bedroom. I might mention it if I'm feeling brave enough along with a hint that clothes go inside the wardrobe, not on the floor in front of it.