Stoolgate

Technically this counts as Thursday's blip as it was taken after midnight on the night of our Christmas party... And it was the only photo of the day as I wasn't capable of any others for the following 24 hours.

A big crowd of us tried to get into a pretentious bar but those at the back were stopped from gaining entry. Never one to shy away from reacting to some illogical jobsworthiness, I got feisty with the doorman.

Doorman: 'we're not letting anyone else in, we're full'

Me: 'I can see it's not full - there's space'

Doorman: 'my manager says no one else can come in'

Me: 'well your manager needs to realise there's space and a spare stool right there'

Doorman: 'mate don't tell me where there's a spare stool'

Tactics weren't working so we wound up at the Regal, Cambridge's least classy establishment. It was downhill from there.

Thursday was a gargantuan struggle.