AF warning

What is it they say about simple things?

Ok, I'm the first to admit it: I was amused by this ad in today's paper for an art gallery in Saltcoats...

...which in itself is a bit of an oxymoron. Not that I've ever been to that fair town in Ayrshire, but it always makes me think of Billy Connolly's song about 'Saltcoats at the Fair'...

...which is why I have no desire to go to Saltcoats.

I'd love to go to the Arti-Farti Gallery though.


Strictly Hallowe'en tonight - what weird and wonderful make-up and costumes will they come up with, I wonder.