Quasimo-Fish

Tonight's Blip will consist of two completely unrelated stories, for no apparent reason at all.

Featured is the only remaining big orange fish in our lake. There were 3 to begin with but for some reason we now have just the one. And this is no ordinary fish. This fish is Quasimo-Fish. For as long as we have lived here he has had one or two rather odd, bulbous looking kinks & bumps along his body, making him appear very un-fish like. He has strange, red eyes too. We like him nevertheless & I thought it was time to show off another one of our garden's stars in Blipdom.

As a completely unrelated segway & as a small footnote to my day at Fawlty Towers, some gentleman, who shall remained unnamed (because I don't have his name, sue me), got himself locked in the men's lav's whilst he was having a short (or rather long) comfort break from a speed awareness seminar he was attending. Speeder! Needless to say, with tools in hand, the female duty manager & I went to rescue the helpless man. He was free in no time at all & it was by far the highlight of my particularly ordinary but still pleasant enough day.