Now, who do I know.....?

"Sally has tried lots of things to make herself feel younger: running, glamping, Pilates, adult colouring books, "a mummy make-over", Bikram planking, Platonic irrigation and having an inappropriate relationship with a rangy twenty-something intern called Zeb who has three beards and a Lego earring.

Sally has now given up and is now thinking of joining the National Trust."