Trees and shadows today...

... and IKEA for picture frames. The school holidays IKEA experience includes bored kids running around unsupervised, and making loud noises of a pitch highly distressing to dogs and brain haemorrhage survivors. I let out a few Saxon expletives and fantasised about impaling a particularly troublesome brat with my metal-tipped umbrella. I also beat up a cuddly toy with the handle, just because it had a smug expression on its face. Now I'm all cussed out and exhausted. Time for a cup of Yorkshire tea and a little lie down.