Tragedy.....

.....at the Rowing Lake on the table outside a Rip Tapas Bar.
This from our helicopter at the location.
"Well Shayandra here on Rio's fine Sweaty Boulevard we have a huge tragedy (whopppadddawhoppaddawhop) the UK Flea  rowing 8 left the marina dock and rolled over. It appears (whoppppadawhopppadawhop - Frank, stop doing that) nobody checked to see if they could swim. Back to you in the phone-booth studio Shayandra."
In other news. Two drug mules were picked up at Rio International Airport this morning. Burrito and Enchilada Jimenez will appear in court in the morning, internal investigations have detectives working up to their elbows. 
Controversy continues over the UK and France accommodation for the Flea teams. Juanita the tiny Chihuahuahahaha (She's a fun girl) has decided that the all night partying has to stop. Soviet claims to the area around her tail are causing nasty disturbances.
The San Pedro mosquito that bit a member of the Soviet weightlifting team has been surrounded by four police cruisers and a SWAT team (did you see what I did there) The Police say they are not in control of the 300lb monster.