Negligent Nana

Actually it wasn't my fault, somehow it happened inside the play tent in the cafe, resulting in a bumped, scratched nose and a bitten tongue. I assumed that a clause of 'at the customer's own risk' would apply or I would have reported the incident to the staff.

But later, at home, his chin met Mr Flum's knee, resulting in a tongue bitten on the other side.

Even worse, when I was swinging him he slipped out of my hands on to the floor right at the feet of his Mummy.

He was still alive when we left but I don't think we'll be asked to look after him again.