This may look a boring blip..

Let me explain ....
On Tuesday of last week when I was lying gently weeping with my achy body I phoned Tits McGee and begged her for some bubble bath ... (I NEVER BATH ONLY SHOWER) as I was banned by the doctors from getting my dressings wet... Anyway Tits duly arrived with this wonderful sequinned gift bag containing what was to be my posh bubble bath ... When I opened the delightful sequinned bag the bottle of bubbles HAD BEEN USED !!! Opened and used !!!!
Well, how she laughed .. She (she being Tits McGee) said 'I forgot so I grabbed this from the bathroom,Mrs Bowen gave it to me one Christmas .. '
Mrs Bowen being a mutual friend of ours who also had the misfortune of working with Tits McGee ...

I can't moan too much as she .. Tits not Mrs Bowen has just given me a large packet of revels.


Day 6 in the new boob house... Dressings were changed today in the hospital in Birmingham ... I am bionic with my new bits ...