Here's my cat, looking at me with contempt.

I purchased a thing you put treats in, the cat plays with it and the treats fall out.


It's not gone down well.


On a plus note, after only three weeks of constant nagging, the eldest offspring has managed to bag two part time jobs.

One is in tesco which means I can text her to bring slimline home at the end of her shift.

The other is at the local garage but I'll continue to drive the car there.