Motherhood .... Best taken with alcohol

Apparently being an idiot and having kids makes you better at stuff.

This has never been my experience.

Things I've have been rubbish at today because of children :

Tolerating twenty versus of "let it go" while harbouring a vile bug that makes me want to sleep in the shed.

Failing to frisk the older child on her departure for the weekend, then realising the sipsmiths had also gone for the weekend, never to return.


I did however manage to make magnums and yogurt for dinner. Which the children assure me is the basis of good parenting.

I'm taking their advice as everyone else
appears to have gone mad.