Jarvisness

By jarvisness

Beer IKEA

Jarvis bars are in short supply in small towns in Australia. Even in the big towns. Most of them are not places for people to drink, but for people to gamble and drink so much they gamble senselessly. Jarvises aren't averse to gambling when there's a bit of panache provided, but small pubs in small towns in Australia with horse racing, poker machines and keno are a blight on the society. Hence it is sometimes advisable to stock up on home supplies. This is best done at a small bar with no gambling machines and a limited selection of take-away booze, or at a Dan Murphy's, a chain of IKEA-sized liquor barn that has a huge selection and will match any adverstised price. Sometimes getting a trolley load of beer is the antidote to all the madness as society collapses around you.

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