Which T-shirt is the Odd One Out?

No one can accuse me of altering my plans because of a little rain. I planned a short cycle run early this morning to test out a new raised front stem on my bike to see if would eliminate the neck pain I have been having on a cycle run.
I can report that the neck pain was absent and any discomfort was due to the soaking I got cycling through huge puddles, or being splashed by inconsiderate drivers as they whizzed past too close to me on the rain soaked roads.

Later His Lordship and I went on the hunt for a replacement fleece for him, one that was slightly more colourful than the dark green or grey ones that have given him years of service and me a husband in boring camouflage. What do you know, we returned home with a grey one and a black one. It seems the manufacturers like their men in funereal colours. However I did manage to get him to buy two T shirts in bright colours.

And the net curtains are up and exactly the right length.

Victory is all mine, sayeth the Lady.