Epic

I've been enjoying watching the swimming at the Olympics and as far as I can tell the only reason they're faster than me (they are, just a bit, I've got to admit it) is that none of them have beards and they appear to shave everywhere. Hairless wonders, all of 'em. It's the only explanation. There should be separate world records for the bearded and generally hirsute, level playing field and all that.

And, forget Friday night, today we went to our own Opening Ceremony in town.

Bit of music to close, summat dirty.