The next Mozart?

Possibly not but she did enjoy playing on this piano in the shopping centre. One of the clan must demonstrate a talent for tinkling the ivories, after all my uncle Denis was renowned for playing his organ in the northern clubs, a statement that used to have me and my siblings rolling on the floor with laughter when we were younger.

I saw a clip of the former leader of the EDL (English Defence League) on YouTube this morning and I was reminded of a meme that I saw on Facebook that was very apt for this individual and I quote 'I'm no pancake expert but I know a tosser when I see one'.