And exactly WHAT are you doing.....

.....you horrible cat?
The Hoover......er, nothing Mum......
Me....are you SURE you're not eating those lettuces, and don't think I can't see that suspicious gap young man.
The Hoover.....nah, not me Mum, must have been the birds, I'm just doing a bit of weeding.....honest.....

The internet connection is still painfully slow today, but I honestly can't face waiting in a telephone queue then being passed from pillar to post only to get not-much-information.......maybe tomorrow.....