Ear Folding?

Here I am with my entry for the annual 'Ear Folding' competition. What do you think? Am I in with a chance? Hope so because apparently I have some making up to do.

It's not really my fault. I have been neglected. Left on my own for hours and hours on end yesterday! If I had a phone I'd be ringing up the RSPCA ... So last night I played with every toy I could find (including a few things that aren't officially 'toys' like Snotty's meditation cushion), then when we went to bed after lights out, just to make sure they didn't run off and leave me again - I know how sneaky they can be - I climbed in and tucked myself in between them. Wouldn't want them to forget about me!

They made me move, the blue meanies :(

But aprecious is still here (at 10:00) so I think these tactics might be working...

I think we may be experiencing some separation anxiety! And that's just me! We won't mention the the astonishing peeing on the bed incident (& that was just me! Joke!) Besides, I'm working late today - so going in late, and at home tomorrow working on the Christmas play, so this week is sorted! This dog is a monkey (not literally obviously. That would be silly)