Who stole Shergar?

"Hey Horace", "Yes Hugo", "Did you see that that funny old lot we just trotted past?". "Funnily enough I did Hugo, a right funny looking trio". "I agree Horrace, though one did look rather athletic, possibly a good marathon runner but the other? Well she looked a lucky lady married to him I can tell you". "You're right Hugo, a lucky lucky girl". "Horrace?", "Yes Hugo?". "Who did steal Shergar"? "No I dear Hugo". "Strange, I've never seen a no eye dear before Horrace"