What to wear to a party

Darling, are you sure about the headdress?
What about it?
Well, it is rather, you know, flamboyant.
Flamboyant? Well, it's meant to be showy. It's that kind of do.
But what if all the others are in suits?
That'll be just their hard luck. They'll be jealous.
OK...and...
Yes?
Do you think I need some earrings?
Go for it. No point in being under-dressed.