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Today was about the road trip....

We set off from Mount Olive after a breakfast of pancakes and waffles, bacon strips and scrambled eggs and i drove for four hours without sleeping til we reached Concord Mills.

Turned out we had been there before two years ago but didn't realise until we found the GUN SHOP - it was in here that time, that i stood, open mouthed and watched as a man brought his wife to the counter and said 'ah need a gun for ma wife to protect herself when ahm working out of town' and then proceeded to check out what i can only describe as what looked like machine guns. The only concession to her being a lady was that they were available in pink .

I stayed clear of the guns this time instead engaging in some chocolate shop gazing!

In the canteen we helped track down a missing child - i spotted him take off at a rate of knots - and the spotted the mother look up panic stricken ; i stayed with the baby whilst Boy and the mum ran for the boy; Himself guarded our bags and lunch!

An hour later whilst walking round another section of the mall; i heard Boy shout ; bloody hell, there he goes again and Disappeared behind us! Himself took
Off after boy and i went in search of mum - i found her round next corner shaking her head and wringing her hands... We are supposed to be going back to india tomorrow....

Then Boy and himself appeared again - no wee boy; but both were smiling; then a wee train appeared - with lovely driver and in back of train very angry wee boy! MY boy had caught him; grabbed the train driver and said 'take him a ride back to his mum'

Then we set off for our next destination 'everything zen' in asheville; and boy did
We need some zen .. After some horrific traffic and rain and drivers who caused Boy to utter those immortal words

Get that Biatch f'ing honked down


No. He didn't know what it meant either but we've been honking people down ever since




ps. Zen is beautiful in the hills;
No tv no lites and the uber driver said 'watch out for racoons and porcupine'. ( did you know racoons have bones in their
Penis)