Terrace with a view.

"....yes officer, as I was saying, there we was, just sitting having afternoon tea in the conservatory, when my hubby Terence, he says;

'Look, deer!'.
I says 'What dear?'....
he says 'No, dear'... ...Look, deer!'....
I says 'Make up yer mind dear.'....
he says 'Terrace, deer dear'...
I says 'Dear dear?, what's the matter dear?'...
he says, getting all agitated, 'Deer dear!'...
I says 'What's up dear?, you can tell me dear'...
he says 'Deer's up, dear!'
'Dear's up dear?'.... says I... 'You're talking jibberish dear.'
he says 'No. Terrace. Deer. Now!'
I says 'You've gone mad dear. We haven't played that game for years!'
'Indeed dear'. he says....

......well officer....little did I know......."