The morning after the night before.

Swannie went out very early this morning to get a paper and took her camera with her. She saw these two pigeons on top of a telegraph pole. I think the conversation went something like this:
Left pigeon: oh ma heid!
Right pigeon: ah telt ye tae caw canny wi thon jägerbombs last nicht, but wid ye listen?
Left pigeon: gonnae shut up, am aff it noo, nivver drinkin again!
Right pigeon: aye, 'till the next big doo comes alang!

I hope you are all having a nicer Saturday than the one on the left. Lots of love, JJ, xx